It’s totally edible. So what else could be done with it…?
It’s totally edible. So what else could be done with it…?
Check out my response. I’m legendsword.
This should be interesting… *gag*
All the recipes we followed this year were from PaleOMG’s Thanksgiving . Thanks, Juli, all of the recipe’s were wonderful!
We made a turkey with giblet gravy and FODMAPless Sausage Stuffing and we added oysters, the turkey’s liver, some white wine. By far my favorite part of the meal!
It didn’t last long – we finished it off for breakfast!
We made the Bacon and Chive Sweet Potato Biscuits, but used Japanese sweet potatoes (the purple Ipomoea batatas) instead because their so bready already. They turned out really mushy, somewhere between bread and mashed potatoes. We just peeled, boiled, and mashed them rather than follow the strange ritual the recipe described, but maybe we should have…
We made mashed sweet potatoes and I attempted to make marshmallow cream, but that didn’t turn out so well. (It turned into the thickest jello I’ve ever seen.
The greatest success of the meal, though, was the Pumpkin Cheesecake. I didn’t dare put 3 tbsps of lemon juice and I’m so glad I didn’t cause 1 was plenty. I used maple syrup instead of honey. Maranatha No-Stir Crunchy Almond Butter tastes like Reese’s peanut butter, making the crust even more amazing.
I’ve never eaten so much food at Thanksgiving and not felt tired and woozy. I was tingly stuffed, but none of the grain-carb-induced coma. So thankful for that!
Toastless French Toast
Palm oil shortening
Silk vanilla coconut milk
Palm oil shortening
Silk vanilla coconut milk
Heat a ton of the shortening in a pan. You can try using just coconut oil, but the shortening works beautifully. We just discovered this and we’ve gone through half a tub in 2 days.
Pour a good amount of coconut milk into the eggs. There was this Silk stuff in the house, and I’m not quite sure of its paleo status (it is sweetened with cane sugar), but it’s here and gave a great flavor. You can use canned or homemade coconut milk and vanilla extract. I know it sounds crazy to put this in to scrambled eggs with no toast or powdered sugar on the horizon, but trust me.
Beat the eggs – a hand mixer works wonders – and get them really frothy; you’re gonna need that to keep them light and yummy.
Pour a thin layer of egg into the thick pool of shortening. Think crêpes here. Light, thin, fluffy. If it hits the side of the pan it may not fry up quite right, but don’t sweat it too much. Thinness and flipping will make it great anyway. It should look something kinda like this:
When you think the egg has thickened up enough in the bottom, try to flip it over. It’ll probably not flip too well and ooze out everywhere, but that’s just fine as long as it’s thin. If so, it turn out something like this:
For the glaze, melt some shortening and and stir the coconut milk, arrowroot, and spices. The colder it gets, the more it’ll thicken. You’ll be surprised how much this tastes like french toast. A great Thanksgiving morning breakfast!
For the pig:
Pork Butt Blade Steaks
Tbsp Coconut Oil
Cap of Apple Cider Vinegar
For the rice:
Basmati rice (White)
Start boiling the rice. Any white rice will do. I don’t know what quinoa would taste like with it, but you could try that instead. To keep it strict paleo, you can just skip to the meat!
Mix all the spices in the ratio of the most paprika and cayenne, a decent amount of asafoetida and fenugreek, then crush a generous amount of bay and throw in dashes of salt and pepper. Rub it on the meat or set it aside.
Melt the coconut oil in a skillet. Turn the heat off or add the meat to the pan right away. Keep on low heat and covered. If you haven’t added the spices pour half on. Periodically add just a tad of water to keep the pork steaks moist. When you flip them for the first time add the rest of the spices to the other side. When they’re about halfway done, add the cap of apple cider vinegar. This will help the outside of the meat caramelize.
Fluff the finished rice with a fork. Put a little bit of ghee in the middle to make sure it melts. Add a generous amount of salt (coarse, if you can). Squeeze in fresh lemon or lime. (Do you see where this is going?) Pluck fresh cilantro leaves into the rice and stir all the flavors in, making sure the ghee melts. This tastes just like Chipotle’s rice, only fattier.
Just wait till you eat it with the pork steaks and their grease. SAFA, LC heaven.
My mother-in-law and I made these while caring for Erika after her surgery and I was blown away by how great they turned out. I threw the spice mix together on a whim, flavor associations with pork, and memories of typical pork recipes (those might all be the same intuitive thing). I had happen to find 2 pork steaks (note: only 2 rice-plus-lots of-fat portions) at Giant Eagle for $2.65. Not sure if normal pork chops would work, but take any thin slice of pork and give it a try.
The basmati rice is not a norm. I personally eat white rice once every 10 days or so when eating out, with Chipotle or heavy-protein Chinese, because I’m trying to gain weight. Erika needed a saltine cracker replacement – the “light”, “easy on your stomach” food they say is good for you when you’re not feeling well – as a bridge between drinking homemade chicken broth and eating pork belly. I recently got just meat and rice in a bowl at Chipotle and we discovered how amazing their rice tastes just by itself. This was my recreation of it at home. Now if I can only recreate the walk-in-when-you’re-hungry-and-find-plenty-of-hot-and-ready-to-eat-protein part.
I use Asafoetida powder as an onion substitute because I’m testing out FODMAP-free’s effect on my gut. I happened to come across it in our local co-op and discovered in the description that it was eerily oniony and a essential ingredient in authentic curry. Another of the Twelve Trials in my quest for Indian cooking down. Sometimes you want a lot of fenugreek (another essential curry spice), other times you don’t want much. This was I time I wanted a lot and, man, was it the right decision. This dish could take a generous helping of bay leaf crushed right in. It’ll become softer. Remember Red Lobster’s cheddar bay biscuits? They do it. Bay is edible and delicious this way.
I came across this article and couldn’t help but notice the dubious wording they use and how their answer goes logically wrong:
First off, the inclusion of phrases like “on the Internet” is meant to discredit the idea before it’s even mentioned and note that Mayo Clinic article itself is “on the Internet”. The phrase “toxins that are harmful to humans” is also suspect. Does that mean it has toxins but they claim they aren’t harmful to us? Does that mean it wasn’t good for the rats but they think this is one the time our anatomies are not analogous? Regardless, they’re trying to make it wordy. The best way to phrase the question would be: “Does Canola oil really contain toxins?”. They use that question as the title, so they should have left it at that. They should also cite the sources of the rumor and confront them explicitly.
The post then goes on to deny this (big surprise) without supporting its claims. Ms. Zeratsky takes out the straw man of erucic acid but neglects to mention the real problem people have with Canola oil. The problem with Canola oil is not directly related to its contents: it’s the problem of rancidity. If it’s highly prone to go rancid and consuming rancid oils is harmful to your health, then Canola oil is not a healthier option, especially for cooking (but isn’t that all you do with it because it doesn’t taste good enough to garnish/drizzle with?).
I know Canola is a brand name that people invested in it want to protect, but in a free market economy if your product isn’t good, your business fails. We’ve chosen in this country to operate that way, to allow competition and uncertainty to drive us after quality. We really need to stop protecting bad ideas and unhealthy food. Even if it is logistically difficult to abandon them, it will be worth it to us in the long run.
This post was Freshly Pressed today. Posky’s observations on America’s food love affair are hilarious, but also thought provoking. By itself, properly processed hot dogs from properly raised pigs aren’t bad and neither is bacon, even on a sundae (be wise with the ice cream choice though). Stuffed inside a pizza though… I found the article he likely read. As usual, it laments an increase in fatty foods. But if we would drop the bread, then we could enjoy tons of greasy meat, vegetables, and cheese. And bacon sundaes, occasionally.
So, interestingly, our love of fat is fine, but the novelty of dare food might still be a little much. Replacing bread with chicken, even if itself is breaded, would be less bread and more protein so that’d be good. Baconator? Good idea. If the ingredients were all organic and fresh from the land, then this “vice” could be green-lighted. Though “fast food” restaurants with farms outback are probably too far off in the future to get your hopes up. Back to the Oreo pizza—again maybe you could freshify and realify it. The propensity to smash tons of crap together and then pile more crap on it and then try to eat it, though, is not a healthy habit. Americans are brilliant at it but we should really point our big fat-loving, all-American ingenuity in another direction.
I understand food as an experience and that something like fried frozen Coke is a one-time experience. And things like poi and 홍어 (fermented skate). A habit of one-time experiences though is self-destructive. Food as experience (existential gastronomy?) can get in the way of the practicals of obtaining food and nutrition. I haven’t checked out The Splendid Table to see if it’s really as graphic as Posky’s humorous depiction of it. I’m sure psychologists could make a case for enjoying food being good and anthropologists could probably do the same from an evolutionary perspective. You really can find tiny, appreciable details in food, even bread (if you choose to eat it). That’s just the expert effect. But if you make up stuff that isn’t there, create your own “meaning” and detail in food, if it becomes orthorexic and gets in the way of eating for survival, or if it’s wasteful or blatantly unethical food, then you’ve gotta calm down and just eat to live, and give up living to eat.
We were inspired to start this blog as a place to easily access information about good food and healthy living. It will be about a few things, all surrounding what we should and shouldn’t be doing to our bodies.
We’ll be sharing the recipes we concoct on the fly and good recipes we find that aren’t hard to implement. We’ll be sharing our exploration of healthy diet, drawing from various traditions, though we’ve been most inspired to test the claims of the primal diet. We’ll share ideas on how to stay active and live a healthy and sustainable lifestyle. We will also share the great restaurants that we find, which will mostly be in our hometown Columbus, Ohio.
So we have health and great food. The goal is for those to be the same, but that won’t always be the case. You’ve gotta live a little.